This site has barely crawled from the womb, moist and puling. When things are that new they look kinda gross. We all know that so let’s not pretend otherwise.

“Her daughter was adorable but seemed a little warped, like a butter sculpture on a late summer afternoon. We all smiled and cooed over her but there were a lot of sidelong glances. Thank Hera she grew out of it quickly!”

Anonymous “friend” of the family

So bear with us friends, both old and new. We are a modest band of singers with day jobs. It will get better. We promise!